We need your help- Can a zombie redirect its lust for human flesh to a more plant-based diet? Could a zombie be put to work in a simple profession like packing groceries, or working for the local council? results are sometimes inconclusive, particularly when we consider that each experiment ends in bloody destruction. And should we trust the intent of our scientists, bordering, as it seems to, on the lustful and sado-masochistic.?
Over the years The Zombie Research Centre has evolved to meet the demands of a popular culture which, even if it doesn’t accept zombies fully into its casting processes, displays a preference for humans who display zombie-like qualities. The most recent experiment ‘Zombie Love Island’ attempted to bridge the gap between reality TV and our worst nightmares. The most obvious question on this occasion however- can a zombie ever be the source of romantic attraction?- remained sadly unanswered, it’s very difficult to distinguish between blood-lust and sexual attraction.
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